Thursday, July 3, 2008

100% Guarantee!!




The Atlanta Braves will NOT win 10 games in a row starting tonight. They think they have a shot a winning 10 games in a row, LOL. The Atlanta Braves are a joke, no way that they can look a reporter straight in the eyes and say that they are 40-45 because they are too worried about getting to Omaha, I mean the World Series. Garbage, they have no right to think that they were going to the World Series at the beginning of the year, I mean the hadn't won a regional, I mean Division Series in forever, then they would have to win a super regional, I mean National League Championship, which I am pretty sure they have never done this decade after 2000. They have no pitching left, they used in up in the winners bracket games, I mean the Toronto series, there is no way they can get anyone out. I mean they keep telling everyone that they are hurt, playing hurt, that they have only 24 players because of all the injuries. Well, guess what you are only allowed 25 players on a travel roster, so cry me a river. I wouldn't be surprised if the Bulldogs, I mean Phillies, Astros, Dodgers, Padres, score 6 in the first inning and cruise after that scoring in every inning.

The Joe

5 comments:

Georgia Boi said...

I dont know what happened last night apparently the same thing that happens every night WE LOST no WE GOT WHOOPED. Great game Phils, however there was one time I thought we had a chance I walked out of the room for a few minutes to breath and i came back and I hear them say the bases are loaded with no out, "WHAT COULD IT BE" I say to myself then like watching Satan himself walk right into heaven here comes Jeffery Francoeur to the plate then I say out loud "GREAT" to which my brother responds "WAIT HE'S OVERDUE" yes he is overdue, overdue to be traded to the Sandlot team for Benny "The Jet" Rodriquez. So he steps to the plate and I remember thinking if he hits into a triple play I SWEAR, I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS I wil throw this high definition controller right through his head. The Pro was telling me yesterday he needs to relax and Im thinking yes, yes he does but what a more worse time to relax than when were down and depending on you to come through with the bases loaded and no outs. Now im thinking he nervous he's more nervous than a 12 year old girl smoken a cigarette in the school bathroom for the very first time, so anyway Jeffery hit into a 5 4 3 double play I would have prefered almost anything else however we did get a runner in so thanx Jeffery thanx for at least that much...

Unknown said...

enjoyed the analogy Joe!- I am at a loss for words (and that just doesnt happen - EVER) I felt the same thing Georgia Boi did and he did hit into a double play - again - nothing to say except I have pictures of me and my brother standing in the construction at Braves Stadium a lifetime ago and no one has ever been a bigger fan -

Georgia Boi said...

Sorry Linda sometimes I can just babble on but I had to get that off my chest...

Anonymous said...

So harsh but true. Like the previous blog stated, we'll be ready '09-'10 season. Until then I won't be surprised if we continue on the way we have been.

Big Benjamin said...

The Phillies are a legit contender for the Series. They should win the NLCS this year with this squad hands down. They are consistently that good. As far as my Bravos, 09-10...make the moves, make it happen, spend the money, go into debt, whatever....TP should stay, and Frenchy...it is what it is. His storm will pass. The young guns deserve their chances, now is the best time more than ever to get the kinks out for these kids aka ballers.