Brett Favre

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All apologies to the Pro, because he is doing his job, but I had to vent...

The guy pictured above is named Brett Favre, he played quarterback for the Green Bay Packers last year before he retired. He retired with little fanfare and went on with his quiet life in Southern Mississippi. You ask why am I bringing this name up, well to be honest, most of the sports fans in America do not know this guy, and I wanted to shed a light on his situation. As you may not know he is trying to come back, but not for the Packers. He wants to play for their rivals the Vikings, can you believe that he would want to do that to the Packers. Wait........breaking news Brett Favre just turned right out of the complex on his cell phone and it looked liked he was talking, more to come.....Ok, as you can tell this is sarcastic, and you want to know why, well because if I hear one more thing about Brett Favre and his sissy argument with the sissy Packers I am going to hurl myself off a cruise ship. Not just any cruise ship, the Queen Mary 2, and not in to just any water, I am going to do it in the arctic. Brett Favre and the Packers are the biggest waste of good air space I have ever witnessed. I am so sick of this argument that it is making me hate the NFL, woooohhhhh slow down Mike....., I am sorry baby, I just meant that you are acting kind of strange NFL, but I still love you. Please stop this madness, trade him, bench him, start him, make your f'ing minds up before I have to do it for you, you stupid mother fuc*ers. I am scared to turn the tv on in the morning because I will see some ass clown in Packers camp with a microphone telling me that Brett Favre just walked to the left...not the right...., this is an absolute f*ck show, and it is making me sick.....what a circus, when are the elephants going to come out and where are my circus peanuts.

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The Joe