Yeah, your right I am not an athlete, because I don't train and stuff, I just hit a golf ball (which is so easy to hit straight), I mean, here is what I do all day, I sit down and watch tv, I eat 3 Papa Johns Medium one topping pizzas for $21. After that I get up to go to the refrigerator and grab Sweetwater 420 and drink about 8 of those in about an hour. Finally, I roll over, turn the tv off and go to bed. I know my doubters wake up at 6am to jog like 10 miles, then they eat a well balanced breakfast, then they work out for like 2 hours with a personal trainer, then eat a well balanced lunch, then work out some more, and then hit some balls for about 2 hours, and then putt for about an hour, and then eat a well balanced meal. Come on guys, I am sure that on some days he mixes in some commercials and other stuff. Keep saying he is not an athlete, especially since when you guys play 18 your tired (I know I get tired), but you use a cart, he walks.
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The Joe
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Tigers in the wild....
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looks prettymuch like an athlete to me - and one that is in darn good shape!!!!!
Holy $#!*, he walks a golf course, that's frickin' amazing! How does he do it?!?!?
And we're going to rank our athletes by bicep flex? If that's the case, I got some high school football players that are gonna eclipse Tiger easily.
Anyways, I'm just crackin' on you. I think you get my point, and I get yours, but at the end of the day, I hate golf because 1/2 the attorneys I know are out of shape slobs and they play 20x a week. I don't know any such folks that could do the same with basketball, football, hockey, etc.
I'm not saying it ain't a difficult game, I just don't think it's nearly as physically taxing as most every sport out there, so I shudder at the thought of any golfer being considered a top athlete of all-time. If you wanna change the list to "Top 5 Sportsmen" then I'd put Woods on there because he is a champ and a competitor and all of that.
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